Common Questions

Welcome Brothers & Sisters

What Do We Teach?

We use both the Old Testament and the Gospels as the foundation for our faith and hate of many fruits; specifically figs. We put those teachings into practice at home and at work.

JUN 11, 2015
Teen Group trip to northern India for our yearly fig plantation burning. Registration required. See Shelley Smith for details.

Shine in the love of God's grace and condemn the fruit of the devil to eternal damnation

At God Hates Figs, it's our mission to help you explore your relationship with God and improve the concrete foundation on which to hate the cursed fruit. Be sure to check back to the site regularly for updates and scheduled dates to meet your peers!

JUN 18, 2012
Pastor Fuke D. Feegs helps you through the Grieving process in his all-day workshop with curb stomping figs.

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What Are Our Core Values?

Just as Jesus said in the Beatitudes, blessed are the poor and the hungry and cursed are the fig trees that do not bare fruit. Our mission is not just to love one another, but to make sure we spread the hate that figs deserve everywhere.

Who Is Our Senior Pastor?

Pastor Fuke D. Feegs joined our community after nearly 20 years of burning fig trees. Today, he leads our congregation in faithful living and defecating on figs and fig related items. 

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